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nicole richie – best mugshot ever

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this is the cutest i’ve ever seen her:

https://i2.wp.com/www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/12/12/nicole_richie_narrowweb__300x375,0.jpg

i give her full marks for best mugshot ever. especially considering its a DUI. i mean did they get a makeup and lighting consultant in there…that police photographer is one damn fine artist…richie should hire him/her for the rest of her portfolio…

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Written by Admin

December 13, 2006 at 1:54 am

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  1. MABABY!

    But who is she?

    I certainly know the name?

    GMB

    December 13, 2006 at 2:03 am

  2. Yeah, it’s a lot better than Nick Nolte’s isn’t it?

    C.L.

    December 13, 2006 at 2:03 am

  3. Mel Gibson didn’t look too flash, either.

    skepticlawyer

    December 13, 2006 at 2:07 am

  4. How about Bill Gates?!

    C.L.

    December 13, 2006 at 2:08 am

  5. Anyone found one of Michael Jackson? That’d be really scary.

    skepticlawyer

    December 13, 2006 at 2:12 am

  6. Found it.

    skepticlawyer

    December 13, 2006 at 2:16 am

  7. Far out!

    C.L.

    December 13, 2006 at 2:24 am

  8. Damn this gal.

    Her pics are responsible for a veritable anorexia epidemic in teenage gals around the Anglosphere.

    Since she is a supposed “style maker, getting her pics in every high gloss gossip mag around the world, teenage gals have been dropping like flies to this dreaded disease as a result of Nicole “looking great” in her newly thinned out body.

    Yep, we’ve heard this opinion at home and its reached fever pitch at schools.

    She doesn’t look great. She looks like a thinned out rake of a human being. And you Cato are pushing this storyline by suggesting otherwise.

    Hate her, don’t love….. or at least until she puts on a few Kilos to make herself look normal.

    JC.

    December 13, 2006 at 2:38 am

  9. And you Cato are pushing this storyline by suggesting otherwise:-) by the way.

    JC.

    December 13, 2006 at 2:39 am

  10. I tried to find out who it was you were talking about Cato.

    And what I discovered is, that like Britney this girl was a very GOOD GIRL!!!

    http://www.staticfiends.com/suburbia/download.php?id=573&sid=714f5a38b485524257801200de357d18

    But I found something else out.

    It appears that when she is not anorexic her left breast is a great deal larger then her right.

    I find that rather alluring.

    But more then that it reminds of this COW we used to have called MIGHTY-TITTER.

    And when we used to try and milk this girl the problem was with her teats (the equivalent of nipples on the human female)

    You see, and it might be that my memory is mistaken, but it seems that the cow has twice as many teats as the human female.

    That is to say she has four (4) while the human female has only two (2).

    In any case with MIGHTY-TITTER it was very hard to get the cups on.

    Because while one teat veered towards the South-East the next showed a promise of new horizons over in the south-south-west.

    And a third pointed to great possibilities if we only would follow our heart and go but a little bit further North each year.

    And the last teat, perhaps reminding us not to follow the dark side of the force pointed unnaturally straight down.

    Now it was hard to get the (suction) cups on this good girl. And it hurt her some and I had often to lovingly apply some ointment or other that came in the largest of containers.

    And the cups wouldn’t stay of their own main force but that often instead I would have to stay behind and hold them up until that good girl was relieved of her pent-up-pressure.

    But it was not easy. You had to apply each cup from a different and strange angle.

    And like the duke of Wellington said: It was a near-run thing.

    Now when I think of Nicole Richie I will think of that cow.

    I can hardly do other.

    GMB

    December 13, 2006 at 3:11 am

  11. You’re mad Bird. In a nice way, but your truly mad.

    JC.

    December 13, 2006 at 3:27 am

  12. Its good to get feedback once in awhile.

    GMB

    December 13, 2006 at 3:33 am

  13. I found Fyodor’s little haunt today by the way, birdy

    He’s hiding behind Ken parish apron thowing gelati at passers hoping ken will protect him from the big bad dudes.

    The little wimp.

    I was always wondering where the little critter shoved off to when people started to get a good visual of his lies and distortions.

    It looks like there’s a few wanting to promote Nabakov’s scribbling to the hall of fame. They don’t know the vapid on like we know the vapid little creature.

    He’s now passing himself off as the “multi-millionaire, rich WASP”and the “rich guy”.

    Ken gets impressed with money it seems.

    Funny day.

    JC.

    December 13, 2006 at 3:36 am

  14. Don’t tease him too much hey.

    We don’t want the speed-bump on the information-superhighway back on this part of the ether.

    GMB

    December 13, 2006 at 3:38 am

  15. She aint lookin at you Cato.

    She is looking at ME… no question.

    And there can be no doubt about it.

    GMB

    December 13, 2006 at 3:39 am

  16. You old guys think anyone under size 16 is anorexic.

    yobbo

    December 13, 2006 at 5:15 am

  17. Gee, thanks for that CL and SL. Now when I shut my eyes they still don’t go away.

    Daniel Barnes

    December 13, 2006 at 6:23 am

  18. JC, you wanna go nominate comment no 10 as best comment at Club Troppo? 🙂

    Jason Soon

    December 13, 2006 at 7:41 am

  19. Jeepers. That girly-man Ken Parish is not much to hide behind.

    I went over to Club-Sissy to see what Jason was talking about.

    Parish really is a lame piece of work.

    GMB

    December 13, 2006 at 9:44 am

  20. who is nicole richie ?

    Bring Back CL's Blog

    December 13, 2006 at 9:55 am

  21. “who is nicole richie ? ”

    Not one of Lionel Richie’s best output.

    Jason Soon

    December 13, 2006 at 9:56 am

  22. who is Lionel Richie?

    Bring Back CL's Blog

    December 13, 2006 at 10:05 am

  23. don’t be snide, Homer. Lionel had some good songs in him.

    Jason Soon

    December 13, 2006 at 10:06 am

  24. sorry, you have me Jase.

    I have no idea of whom we are talking about

    Bring Back CL's Blog

    December 13, 2006 at 10:13 am

  25. sheesh, I thought as a music lover you’d know who Lionel Richie is.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lionel_Richie

    Jason Soon

    December 13, 2006 at 10:15 am

  26. okay,
    I have rung up a mater and he was one of the commodores.
    FXH has their entire album collection!

    Is his daughter as bad as he was.
    She is not attractive

    Bring Back CL's Blog

    December 13, 2006 at 10:48 am

  27. Someone is grumpy today. 😦

    And, Homer, quit bothering good Catholic hospital staff with questions about Lionel Richie.

    C.L.

    December 13, 2006 at 11:12 am

  28. You haven’t heard Brick House, Homer?

    For shame.

    FDB

    December 13, 2006 at 11:18 am

  29. I have always said you can’t hold a candle to good Catholic hospital staff!

    Bring Back CL's Blog

    December 13, 2006 at 11:29 am

  30. ““who is nicole richie ? ”

    Not one of Lionel Richie’s best output.”

    You’re right she isn’t… she’s adopted. Not sure but she might have been the biological daughter of a band member/employee of Lionel’s.

    Kitty

    December 13, 2006 at 1:48 pm

  31. homer you are hopeless.

    I wish I had the entire Commodores collection instead of just a few.

    The last thing caring catholic hospital staff need is some loopy old proddy with a bald head, ponytail and earing bothering them with requests for Bachman Turner Overdrive UP LOUD on the intercom system.

    Francis X Holden

    December 13, 2006 at 3:15 pm

  32. “Someone is grumpy today”

    You talking ’bout me?! Are YOU talking ’bout ME??!!

    No, seriously CL, I was just mocking Homer’s impoverished musical tastes. You know how colourless these Proddies are.

    Jason Soon

    December 13, 2006 at 4:11 pm

  33. No no Jason, I thought Homer was being grumpy for rudely questioning this young lady’s attractiveness.

    Shame on you, grumpy Homer.

    And Francis, that’s before he even cranks up his all-time favourite: ‘Glad All Over’ by Hush.

    C.L.

    December 13, 2006 at 4:25 pm

  34. Completely off topic (although she is pleasing on the eye and lionel richis is a great artist etc) – CL what are your thoughts on the DLPs glorious victory?

    Sinclair Davidson

    December 13, 2006 at 4:46 pm

  35. There is a question mark over whether this DLP is the same historical entity as the old DLP. That aside – and bearing in mind that State upper houses to Queensladers seem slightly strange – this is a fantastic result. Next step: build on the victory with a view to pushing Family First out of its place in the nation’s upper house ecology. This is also a real vindication for Mulholland who persisted with LDP remnantism despite the party formally deciding to close shop in the late 70s.

    A present from Santa. 😉

    C.L.

    December 13, 2006 at 5:17 pm

  36. I meant he “persisted with DLP remnantism…”

    C.L.

    December 13, 2006 at 5:26 pm

  37. re homer – I’ll bet he was along at those Countdown Concerts.

    I thought you meant he “persisted with DLP romanticism…”

    Is the rumour true that you have been recruited down to VIC as the DLP strategist?

    Francis X Holden

    December 13, 2006 at 5:48 pm

  38. well I can’t see how DLP can be any worse than FF. Good luck to them.

    Jason Soon

    December 13, 2006 at 6:00 pm


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